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The Irritable Pundit
Hi all,
"Why does he keep lying?", she asked. "I mean, we know what he said just one #$%^ week ago! Does Obama think we are THAT stupid?!"
I did my best to calm her, but I had no easy answers.
I thought about it all day and well into the night. How can Obama claim we need fiscal discipline, while creating more debt than all other Presidents combined?
"Everything has to be on the table", Obama said at a press conference.
No. Anything that will hurt the economy or make unemployment worse should not be on the table. How could he not get that?
I drank a cup of strong coffee. There HAD to be an answer.
Suddenly, around 3:00 am, inspiration struck!
I tapped into a top-secret satellite, procured the relevant TSA body scans and applied a new algorithm I recently developed on bot-net based supercomputer. The program flickered for a moment, then the screen flashed "Ready". One button press later and I hoped to view what sections of the President's brain are regularly being accessed -- and why.
Would it work? Would I finally know the truth?
The screen brightened and I smiled. The scans had given even more information than I had hoped (aided by Obama being so thin-skinned).
And so my dear friends, I present to you an annotated view of Barack's brain! Enjoy!
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