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Hello all,
How can you not love the National Organization for Women?
Just one day after Jerry Brown and his aides get busted for planning to refer to Meg Whittman as a "whore", the National Organization for Women announces their support for... Jerry Brown.
WHAT?!?!
Ah well, it could almost be expected as N.O.W. is going through some radical changes. Here is their former president, standing by their new logo.
What's that? You haven't heard about the new logo? Well, have you seen the press release yet?
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Washinton, D.C. – Seeking to settle the question of a Woman’s Place in the world, the National Organization for Women released the following notification:
Since June 30, 1966, the National Organization for Women (or Womyn, whether womyn-born Womyn or Trans-Womyn, Pseudo-not-yet-surgically-enhanced-Womyn-to-be, or just cross-dressers in general) has been fighting for the rights of women, and by that we mean those who are not men. This is all we have ever striven to do, despite claims to the contrary by those non-women whose lives have been cruelly twisted by the tragic attachment of a unneeded male organ.
The facts surrounding the activities of the N.O.W. organization have been mr-understood for far too long:
While N.O.W. has always previously been about fighting the unhealthy penile driven aims of the rapist patriarchal establishment, our own needs as unwilling womb-bearing baby-machines have to come first. We have always known that to continue to be able to live with poor decisions consequence free, we would have to support liberal causes. Now however, N.O.W. must face the new reality of now.
Which is this: Republicans have hot, attractive, intelligent, self-driven and spirited women who are leading the fight against liberal Democrats. They are powerful and motivated and are making headway against liberal causes. Also, they are really, really, hot.
This new challenge must be met head-on. We must completely follow and support the Democratic party, if they are to win against these beautiful, intelligent Femme Fatales... who are really truly smoking. Did I mention the hot? Seriously. Wow.
Therefore, we accept and proclaim that working for the needs of women is now second to supporting the Democratic Party. As such, we publicly submit ourselves to the will of our Democrat leaders and accept their husbandry over our lives. To that end, we announce and display our new Logo to proudly convey our new subservience!
In the meantime, Feminists must resist the impulse, especially if lesbian, to recognize or even acknowledge that those smart, witty, very capable, yet somehow still wildly sexy and fiendishly hot Republican women, are in fact the embodiment of all we have ever claimed to stand for and support.
Instead, from now on we proclaim, "Politics First! Ovaries Second!"
As feminists, we call upon the Women's, Womyn's & Transwomen’s community to help us maintain the power-base of the Democratic Party. As sisters and proto-sisters in struggle, we call for all to meditate upon, recognize and respect our differences, but agree that our new group identity must be to publicly "Stand by our Democrats"!
We must be firmly intertwined as members of the greater beautiful and diverse Womyn community -- so long as you don't step out of line and start acting conservative... especially if you are as hot as Sarah Palin, Nikki Haley, Michele Bachmann, Christine O'Donnell, Liz Cheney, Dana Loesch, S.E. Cupp, Rachel Campos-Duffy, Janine Turner, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Megyn Kelly, Michelle Malkin, or Laura Ingraham (who totally reminds me of that one time in College).
Thank you,
Ms. B. Having
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Thats all folks... see you next week!
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