Robamney

by Irritable Pundit 30. January 2012 05:00

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Hi all,

 

The Poster below says all I want to say this week.

 

 

See you next week!

 

 

 

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Gingrich's Grandchildren

by Irritable Pundit 23. January 2012 05:00

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Hi all,

 

Huntsman dropped out (said so) and endorsed Romney (told ya). Of the ones left, Perry was most likely to be the big man and drop (predicted) allowing Newt to rise (he did). Meanwhile Santorum has no chance (called it) with a poor showing post Iowa, but has too much ego to bow out gracefully (right again) and will instead drag it out and in doing so, help Romney (nailed it). 

 

To paraphrase my Father, "Don't go away mad Rick, just go away." 

 

You think I'm bragging. 

 

Truth is, I hate being right. 

 

After South Carolina, Romney's "aura of invincibility" is noticeably dimmer. Will it be enough? This time, I don't know. 

 

Yes, I know you are shocked.

 

What I do know is I was tired of the well-paid-for myth that is Romney's "electability". Romney just discovered that electability isn't money, it isn't power, and it isn't a slick campaign. South Carolina proved that convincingly.

 

So what is electability? Well James Madison scribed, in the Constitution, that to be elected President you must:

 

Be a native-born U.S. citizen 

Have lived in the United States for at least 14 years

Be at least 35 years of age

 

Thats about it.

 

The citizen thing and living here make sense from a founder's perspective -- we get it. But I do want to examine the requirement to be 35 years old.

 

Hang on, I'm getting there and yes, you are getting a History lesson.

 

(ahem)

 

The average lifespan in 1776 was 33 to 35 years old (depending on the source you cite). This of course did not have as smooth a bell curve as we have today. Deadly weather, conflict with tribes, disease, nutrition and the like did not affect all equally, and the whole measurement is of course horribly tilted by the death of the young in the wars. Therefore, the distribution had far more outliers in both directions. Many died younger, many lived into their late 40s. Another group lived well beyond their 50s, though those were mostly the well-off. To try to compare to some modern equivalence is highly subjective but a good number to use for conversation would be "1776's 35 years of age equates to somewhere between mid 50s to early 60s", at least in modern 2012 parlance. 

 

So why did the founder's care? 

 

Think of a teenager convinced he/she "knows everything". We all went through that stage. Some believe there is likewise a 3rd stage, even more compelling though subtle, where tomorrow for another becomes more important than today for yourself.  Around that age you left behind the passions of youth and began to gain wisdom. You could think beyond this moment with foresight and a broader understanding of the world instead of vanity in defense of your own unlearned "rightness". You would start to consider the fate of your grandchildren and what you are leaving behind for generations yet unborn. You could care about the future for its own sake, as you would have less investment in your own.

 

This is what the founders wanted in a President, and when you look at Obama's 47 year old "me" Presidency, you understand why.

 

For some the 3rd state of grace comes earlier than the age the founders wanted, and we say those people are wise beyond their years. For some it comes later, and we speak of how that person became great "late in life". For some it never comes at all, and we call them old fools. 

 

When Gingrich spoke in his South Carolina victory speech about his grandchildren and the America they would inherit, I was struck by the contrast to his earlier indiscretions and the foresight of the founders. I was amazed at how yet another man became great late in life, and how fortunate it happened when we needed it. Because no matter who wins, Gingrich pulled the conversation to where it needed to be -- about our grandchildren and the world we leave behind. 

 

Just as the authors of our Constitution, Madison, Jefferson, et al, intended.

 

Way to go guys. Way to go.

 

See you next week!

 

 

 

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Mitt's Greatest Hits

by Irritable Pundit 9. January 2012 05:00

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Hi all,

 

Everyone is saying that Mitt is going to win no matter what. Seriously. We apparently have no say in the matter. Who knew?

 

So maybe it's time for him to change his image somewhat, to get more people excited.  OK, well since I already did this for Obama, it only seems fair we do it for Mitt as well.


 

There is your future nominee America! 

 

Unless of course you refuse to listen to the pundits and establishment types and, you know, vote for who you want instead of who they tell you to vote for?

 

Nah! 

 

MSNBC knows best. Right?

 

See you next week!

 

 

 

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Top 10 Hopes for 2012!

by Irritable Pundit 2. January 2012 05:00

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I'm on vacation, so I have to keep this short.  It is a brand new year. Hopes, dreams, new optimistic visions for the future... anything is possible. 

 

So here are the Top 10 Things I hope for in 2012!

 

10) The Republican establishment does not stick us with another loser.

9) Megyn Kelly goes back to longer hair and shorter skirts. Fox News ratings soar!

8) The makers of auto-tune have a meeting with the makers of the Disney music stars and disappear in a massive black hole of suck.

7) Website owners realize no one ever wants to use a crappy "mobile version" of their website, outside of the few sad remaining Blackberry users.

6) Sean Penn, Susan Sarandon and Michael Moore die in a tragic organic wine and peanut-butter fueled 3-way while collaborating on yet another anti-American script.

5) Newspapers & networks realize that creating a crappy iPad App is not going to keep them relevant, and actually start to report real news.

4) MSNBC's Chris "Tingles" Matthews joins Oprah, Olberman and yes, Glen Beck, in ego driven "I want to own my own network" exile.

3) Science discovers that the Earth's climate is affected by mellow vibes and immediately issue corrective orders to "just chill". Banana daiquiris, beach hammocks and romantic trysts by the seashore for everyone! Do it for the Earth!

2) The original members of Kiss make another record. Ace Frehley: accept no substitute!

 

And the number one hope for 2012...

 

1) Nobama!

 

And if none of those are possible, perhaps I can at least get to the end of my diet before I lose my mind and mug the Pepinos Pizza delivery guy?

 

That might be hoping for too much. 

 

Skyrim DLC?

 

See you next week!

 

 

 

 

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Honest Mitt Romney Bumper Stickers

by Irritable Pundit 26. December 2011 05:00

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The Irritable Pundit

 

Hi all,

 

Some gifts, you just don't have an option do you? It's as if you are going to take them and like them ...or else. 

 

You know the ones I'm talking about. Like the "gift" the Republican Establishment™ is so dead-set on giving us, Mitt Romney as our nominee. 

 

As you clean up the wrapping paper from what I hope was a wonderful Holiday, I present to you, The Republican Establishment's™ "Honest Mitt Romney Bumper Stickers"!

 

*Note: Bumpers Stickers will not be shipped to Virginia, as they've already taken care of that whole "competition thing" thing in that State.

 

Thats all folks, Hope you enjoy!

 

As for me? I'm still wrapping presents. Eight days of Hanukkah sounds like a blast to a kid, but less so to an adult.

 

Oy! I need another box of tape!?!?

 

See you next week!

 

 

 

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